Yao-za! That's Good Wine!

Yao Ming (en-smalled to decrease texture)

Yao Ming, recently retired Basketball player, is joining the ranks of many ex-pro-athletes in the wine business opening Yao family Wines in a California outpost, bent on targeting the Chinese market. Unfortunately for most of us, Yao's first wine is priced at $289 per bottle, with his next batches set to be even higher...

Not that I'm a huge wine fan or connoisseur (Franzia would be the first brand out of my mouth in a "categories" game) but I do wish I could just yell YAO-ZA! THATS A GOOD WINE once in my life...