To set the scene...the whole thing takes place in a swampy farm land, surrounded by trees with no road...only boats to go up and down the narrow rivers among the reeds...and with that, here are the different events...
picking carrots when indians attack the farm
hiding in the barn while the indians mysteriously are replaced by zombies
apparently there's internet out here as we are looking up "zombie defense" on google
Aaron Rodgers is there
we fight off zombies and are running through the woods when we are confronted by a bear.
the bear doesn't attack but is standing on hind legs, describing what he would do if he did decide to attack
we all play dead as the bear continues to talk
there is no more aaron rodgers
we all stand up and start poking the bear which dives into the shallow river. He does not return
the barn is on fire and all the carrots have been eaten by the zombies, who now resemble zombie carrots
The zombie carrots plant themselves as we climb into the boats to leave.
speeding down the rivers, the boats are exploding for no apparent reason, but we are all weaving as if being chased and shot at.
we get held up on fences in the river and are confronted by gun-powder harvesting mexicans who don't like us and trap us in a shed.
It gets a little hazy after that as I think I was slowly waking up but it didn't begin to make any more sense than it already didn't....what the hell brain?
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